#aizawa and mic adopted kiri

[thepresentmic]

Hear me out okay: cowboy MHA au

Reader is the adopted daughter of maybe mic/aizawa

Mic is a county singer, small town, very well loved

Reader grew up with the main group - friendly with the baku and dekusquad

Childhood sweethearts with maybe Bakugo or Kiri?

They broke things off to pursue their own stuff, I'm thinking rodeo for Bakugo and ranching for Kiri

Reader takes after her papa and gets into music and they don't see each other for ages

One night there's a lil' town get together, very old country barn style

Mic playing and reader is back in town for a bit

Now imagine Mary's Song by Taylor Swift or maybe Tim McGraw

How soft and sweet and a little angsty could this be?

[passerine-writes]

Silent Sparks - Timeline

Masterlist

Volt 60 | Volt 61

Hello my loves! We're hitting the 60 chapter mark and I figured a timeline might be useful for those who would like it! This plays no part in the story, it's simply there for those who would like a refresher! To clarify, not everything that's happened will be in here, so no chapter by cha[ter replay, it's more for short summaries of larger events and arcs, along with describing how some characters I've created look! But if you don't remember something I'm talking about, the chapters will be marked if you want to go back and look!

- Mic and Aizawa met in high school and started dating before they turned 16, they married each other at age 20 and when they were 23, found Tsukare and took him in as their foster son. (Volt 3-5)

- Six months later, they took in Shinsou Hitoshi as their foster son, Tsukare and Shinsou instantly bonding. (Volt 6)

- Oribuko Yoru, a pro hero who is currently 26 years old, was an older brother to Tsukare before he aged out of the foster system. He has olive green hair, grey eyes, and gave Tsukare a bracelet before he left as something to remember him by. He's also good friends with Hawks. (Volt 1-2)

- Nakami Rintarou, another boy Tsukare was close with at the foster center, is 16 years old and attends Shiketsu. He has dark hair, light blue eyes and is fairly anti social. Him and Tsukare used to sit in the dark together and learn sign language as kids. He was adopted by a good family and was placed in speech therapy. (Volt 1-2)

- Tsukare met All Might when he was six and didn't really care for him. (Volt 1)

- Tsukare was legally adopted on August 11th, Shinsou on November 18th.

- When Tsukare was eleven, he met Nedzu and helped him make the sensory room, that room is now like his baby. (Volt 8)

- Tsukare and Shinsou met Midoriya and Bakugou in January of their second of junior high pnce they switched to Aldera. (Volt 10)

- During the entrance exam, Tsukare met Denki and Kirishima briefly, bumping into the former and holding a conversation with him outside of Recovery Girls office, Kirishima saved him during the exam from getting hit by a robot. (Volt 12)

- During their first day of school, Tsukare had a panic attack and flashbacks from Bakugou slamming the doors. (Volt 13)

- The first heroics class they had, Tsukare almost fought Bakugou (again), went toe to toe with All Might and the blond bunny haired pro tried to get him hospitalized. (Volt 14-15)

- The press breaking into the campus is the first time we see Kaminari and Tsukare get close, the blond used to his body to shield Tsukare in the crowd of students and promised to keep him safe. (Volt 16)

- Tsukare was originally voted for Class Rep, but turned it down and gave it to Iida. (Volt 16)

- First appearance of chaos child Tsukare, USJ arc and he went against Shigaraki briedly, earning an obsession and the nickname 'Player Two' and in a moment of panic, exposed that Aizawa is his and Shinsou's dad. (Volt 17)

- First hang out with Mina, Sero, Kiri and Kaminari outside of school at the skatepark after he talked to Nedzu and put all of their contact names as Pokemon. (Volt 18)

- Takai Shitsurei. Woo. He has grey hair, he's like 5'11 (180 cm). He showed up in Volt 19.

- Sports festival arc! More Takai being a nuisance. Que Kaminari officially being the fake boyfriend. Tsukare placed in second and called out Bakugou being muzzled publicly! (Volt 20-23)

- Shiroka makes her newest appearance in almost 3 years. (Volt 23)

- Shinsou helped Tsukare come up with the hero name Sonus and Tsukare gelped Shinsou choose Mind Jack. Tsukare called out All Might on his bigotry and stupidity, ultimately leading to his suspension. (Volt 24)

- Tsukare talked to Todoroki and decided to go to Endeavors agency with him for internships, after effectively freaking him out by reading him. Tsukare introduced Bakugou to the sensory room after putting together he's autistic. (Volt 26)

- Tsukare and Sero's spiderman competition in the park, marking it the first time anyone in his class saw his scars. Shiroka followed him for a while and he went back to Sero's house until Mic could pick him up. (Volt 27)

- Once internships started, Tsukare saved Rikuta Aoto from a speeding car, resulting in majot hearing loss. A news segment was done on him, giving him his debut. Endeavor takes Todoroki and Tsukare to Hosu, leading to them fighting Stain, Tsukare and Midoriya being "accepted" by the villain. Once in the hospital he was examined and was told that he lost about sixty percent of his hearing. (Volt 28-31)

-Tsukare got invited to his first sleepover outside of Midoriya's house and slept at Kirishima's with Mina, Kaminari and Sero. There, he found out that Kiri saved him during the entrance exam and also explained when he realized he was gay, having to explain by sitting on Kaminari's lap. Him and Kirishima also figured out the former has a larger chest. The next day the five went to the park and had fun, Mina getting the opportunity to dress him up a bit before he got a phone call from his parents. (Volt 33-34)

- Tsukare met with Shiroka face to face for the first time in three years and made it clear he has detective skills along with directly telling her that she isn't his mom and he doesn't want her in his life. (Volt 35)

-Takai took his harassment to the furthest point yet and Tsukare filed a report, leading to Takai getting a suspension. (Volt 36)

- During the final exams, All Might outs Aizawa to Mina and during the fight, outted him and Mic to the rest of the class. During the fight, he broke Tsukare's arm and three ribs, Bakugou's explosion broke his hearing aids and after an audiologist appointment, he found out he went down to twenty percent of his hearing in his left ear. (Volt 38-40)

- Shigaraki showed up to the mall and cornered Midoriya and Shinsou, further building on his player two notion towards Tsukare. (Volt 41)

- I-Island, that's it, that's the whole thing. (Volt 42-43)

- Shinsou and Tsukare found out who their birth family is after Nedzu and Aizawa did some investigating, Kodoku Shikadai being Tsukare's bio dad and Hitoshi's being Shinsou Haruta and Airi. (Volt 44)

- Tsukare slept over at Sero's house, Kaminari taught him how to skateboard and the two had their first kiss in truth or dare. Tsukare hung out with Sero while his toxic family came to visit and went off on his uncle. (Volt 45-46)

- After making it through the beasts forest and the first few days of the training camp, Tsukare and Bakugou were kidnapped by the League. Tsukare was physically tortured in attempts to break Bakugou mentally so they would join the LoV. Tsukare recognized Dabi from his childhood. Shiroka arrived and made a deal with the League but the exact details weren't released to Tsukare. The two were rescued by All Might, Shinsou, Kirishima, Todoroki, Yao-momo, Iida and Midoriya. After being in a coma for five days, Tsukare wakes up and has a debriefing with Tsukauchi. (Volt 47-50)

- After coming home, Tsukare finds out about the new dorm system starting and is told a social worker is going to make a house check. It's later revealed that Fumikoto is Shiroka's older sister and filed for a house visit as a favor to her sister. (Volt 50-51)

- Class 1-A moves into the dorms and have their room competition. Later that night, Tsukare and Bakugou talk about why he's so closed off about what he went through during their kidnapping and Bakugou explains why he was placed in Power Loader's care. (Volt 53)

- Class A starts training their ultimate moves, Oribuko, hero name Vine Mind, made an appearance and caught up with Tsukare, effectively pushing boundaries in the process. (Volt 54)

- Tsukare woke up from a nightmare and broke the windows in his room. He met Hatsume for the first time while designed upgrades for his costume. (Volt 55)

- Tsukare went toe to toe with Monoma, the blond told him to attempt again. Tsukare broke down in front of everyone and relapsed for the first time in two years. During the meeting with Monoma and his mother, Tsukare went off on her and they both earned detentions. (56-57)

- Licensing exam arc, Tsukare reunited with Nakami, saw Shindou for the first time in almost a decade, got injured and passed with ninety six points. After the exam, Tsukare talks to Aizawa and Mic, declaring he wants to meet his birth family. And in an attempt to avoid spilling his guts about relapsing, he tells his parents that he kissed Kaminari. Followed by cute Kaminari moment. (Volt 58-60)

[bunnyramen]

I just would like to give a big Happy Birthday to @kalofi , shes officially an old woman we shall plan accordingly on which nursing home you have to go to.

All jokes aside, it’s a been good year as your friend and uh. I hope you like this! Happy birthday!!💕💕

——-

A figure rose up out of a bed that wasn’t his own.

Josuke didn’t sleep on a bed covered in a queen bed spread, his was Prince and the under sheet was purple.

“What the hell?” That wasn’t his voice either, it was a bit lighter than his own but still had a sort of gruffness to it.

He looked at his hands and noticed they were smaller than his longer piano fingers, and covered a bit more scars than his own.

Josuke looked around the room with eyes that also weren’t his own, well eye since one seemed to be blind.

There were some Bruce Lee, Prince, Queen, Elton John and Selena posters hung around the room.

And despite the gaudy curtain and muscle clock, whoever this was had some taste.

He pulled the covers off of someone and someones feet touched soft carpet, rising out of someone’s bed.

God, was this what it was like to not be 6 feet tall? Small like Koichi?

He touched at the hair framing his face, some of it white and some of it a bright red.

And he ran a tongue over the teeth in his mouth.

They were razor sharp!

“What the fuck?!” A voice screamed and the wall next to him was punched, telling him to shut up.

He didn’t recognize the voice.

Ok, he felt like he was going to have a heart attack.

Speaking of attack, was this the work of a stand?

Where was the bastard? He had to neutralize him before he did some serious damage to Morioh!

But he couldn’t go anywhere in pajamas that weren’t his.

He went over to where presumed the clothes were, the dresser that had a boom box and plenty of boxes of tapes next to it.

He opened the first drawer and grabbed a white t-shirt with green accents.

He looked up on the wall and saw a picture on the wall, one of the kids in it was presumably the body he was inhabiting, judging by the hair and teeth.

Next to him was a angry blonde kid, who kind of looked like he got hit in the face with a hot shovel by his standards.

Maybe it was just the really ugly face he was making.

Luckily they were wearing school outfits, so he was able to figure out what he was supposed to normally wear.

A pair of green pants came onto his body next, a belt then a pair of purple socks.

He looked near the small closet in the room, seeing a pair of red Velcro shoes in front of them.

He figured it was time to brush his teeth and wash his face, and see what the hair situation was like,

He saw a large jar of hair gel sitting on the desk next to the bed and he grabbed it.

“Thank god, I didn’t wanna walk around with this hair all day.” His-er the kids inner voice said.

This was going to be weird since not only was his mom not here but there seemed to be more than one person on this floor.

Was he in a apartment or something?

Or some kind of dorm?

While he was thinking, he located the placement of a face towel and pulled a toothbrush from the boxes and boxes of toothbrushes in the kid’s closet.

He opened the door, peeking out into the hallway and seeing an empty get colorful looking ceiling and flooring.

He closed the door behind himself, thankful that he could be on his own while his mind was racing about where the fuck he was and who the fuck he was.

He went down the hall and got to an elevator.

“Must be some rich kid school or something.” He pushed the button for the second to last floor, figuring that was where the bathroom was.

Hopefully.

——

After asking another person than the original 2 he asked (that seemed to wanna chit chat), he finally located the bathroom.

He got in front of a mirror and finally got to see what the hell was he was working with.

He had to admit, the guy he was pretty handsome, at least he wasn’t stuck in someone ugly.

Like that Guy with that surface stand.

Or that little purple dude that he came across that kept chatting up with the girls in a gross way, he socked him one good with some kind of rock hand on his way here.

And it was weird since Crazy Diamond didn’t show up to punch the fucker for him.

Anyways, he did his hair in his usual pompadour, pretty much a second nature that it he got it done in less than 3 minutes.

While he waited for it to dry, he brushed his teeth and washed his face, having to periodically spit out bristles since they kept coming out when he gave these teeth a full cleaning.

He walked out of the bathroom but held the door open for some kid with a lightning bolt in his head since he was coming while he was trying to walk out.

“Woah! Trying a new look, Kirishima?” A pink girl with black eyes asked and he’d almost mistaken her for some kind of alien stand user but he didn’t sense anything from her.

“Uh haha, yeah! I’ll catch you later, Pink girl.” He laughed awkwardly, patting her on the back before he started to walk away.

He seems to be walking through a dining room, judging by the multiple people eating cereal.

God, he really missed his mom right now. He wondered what the other kid was like towards her. He hoped he got switched with someone nice.

“Your hair looks even more shitty than usual.” A low voice said from the end of the table he was walking past.

He looked to see the kid in the picture, hot shovel face.

“The fuck did you say about my hair?” A fire lit in his gut but it was pure hot red anger from himself , instead of the anger from him and his stand combined.

Bakugo took that as him not hearing what he said, so he said it again.

And that really set in stone was this body was about to do to him.

He punch him directly in the face, knocking over the cereal that was balancing in his spoon and ignored the gasps of the bystanders.

He would’ve went back for another but he was being pulled away by this really tall dorky guy.

He admitted to himself that the guy was pretty handsome.

“Eijirou, what has gotten into you?!” He pulled him away further as the blonde stood up with anger written all over his face.

“No one insults the hair of the man that saved me! No fucking one!” He tried pulling away from the nerdy dude but boy was he strong.

The lighting bold guy seemed to have to hold the other dude back from trying to let off some kind of explosion near him.

“Who saves you?” Mina looked confused.

“Look, My name is Josuke and that hot shovel faced asshole insulted the hair of the person that saved my life!”

“Josuke? Wait hold on, you’re saying your not Kirishima Eijirou.”

“No! I got switched with him by some kind of stand user or something! Now let me go so I can pummel him!”

“A stand?” Mina looked at him weirdly.

“Fuck.” He was hoping this “Kirishima” kid wasn’t doing anything weird with his body or messing up anything.

——

“So this is what it’s like to be tall!” Kirishima ran down the stairs of a house he didn’t at all recognize and was greeted by a rather tall purple haired woman when he reached the kitchen he presumed.

Maybe tallness ran in the family.

“Hello, Ma’am.” He waved at her nervously, not sure of who the woman was or who’s body he was in.

The lady picked up a knife, holding it towards Kirishima threateningly, the boy backing away.

“Who are you and where is my baby?” She said darkly, the knife glinting in the light.

“Huh?”

“Josuke never calls me ma’am. And he never comes down those stairs with his hair undone unless it’s a weekend.” The knife was getting dangerously close to his neck.

“I’m sorry but I’m not your son. I’m Kirishima Eijirou, and I’ve switched bodies with him, I think? I don’t what’s going on or who you are.” Either this Josuke kid could sweat a lot, or his sweat glands got transferred to this body.

“Switched? But where’s my baby?” She wasn’t holding the knife to his neck anymore but she still looked prepared to slice and dice him.

“I think he’s in my body. This could be the work of a quirk user or something, I’m not too sure.”

The lady fainted suddenly, the knife coming out of her hand and clattering to her floor.

“Oh fuck!” He was about to approach her to try and see if she was ok but a new figure bursted in, the door being unlocked by an outside force, probably a key.

“Josuke?” The new comer asked, his eyes shiny as he took in the scene in front of him.

“Hey man, it’s not what it looks like! She fainted, and I don’t know what’s going on!” God, was everyone the type to fight first and ask questions later here?

The guy came over in a few strides and grabbed him by the collar of his shirt, the motion alerting this really big pink guy that smelled oddly like strawberries.

“Crazy D, you know who this guy is?” The guy was really strong or something since he just shook him like a limp rag doll.

‘Crazy D’ looked at him with a weird glare, and the guy shook his head, shrugging with a confused “Dora.”

“What is that?” He pointed behind the guy, The Hand having been summoned at the mention of Crazy D.

“You’d know that if you were Josuke, and so since I don’t wanna cave my own boyfriends face in without giving whoever you are a chance, you got five seconds.” The guy robot he summoned looked ready to slice him in half too.

Normally, Kirishima would fight back but since he had no idea who he was, where he was, or what he was working with in terms of fighting back, he decided to bitch out just this once.

“I’m Kirishima Eijirou, I go to U.A, Im from Musustafa, I’m 16 years old, and my quirk is Hardening!” He flinched away when he felt that his explanation wasn’t good enough, but the punch didn’t come.

The guy let go of his collar.

“Alright, a stand user trying to actively kill us wouldn’t give himself away like that but I swear to god if you try anything funny, you’ll be having a talk with the hand.” The boy glared at him, making sure that hand thing was on stand by.

While the guy helped Tomoko onto the couch, Kirishima went to the nearest phone and dialed the number in.

There were a couple rings before he heard an energetic ‘Present Mic speaking!”

“Daddi-o!”

“Eijirou?”

“Yes!”

“Thank goodness! Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I’m in this Josuke kid’s house and I have like no idea where I am!”

“You’re in Morioh.” The guy said from the couch, where he was helping Tomoko wake up.

“This guy said I’m in Morioh!”

“My names Okoyasu.”

“I’m with Okoyasu. Luckily, he let me speak before he tried icing me out.”

“At least we’re know you’re safe! The kid in your body, his name is Josuke and he’s actually a pretty nice kid when he stopped trying kill Bakugou. Something about his hair, it’s actually pretty cool, you should see it-”

There was a struggle over the phone and a brief ‘hey!’ Before he recognized his dad’s tired voice being put on the phone.

“We captured the villain. Luckily it wasn’t what this Josuke kid calls a ‘stand user’ otherwise it’d be up to you and you’re not able to control his stand.”

“Thank goodness. Dad, How soon can I get my body back?”

“Well, actually the quirk only lasts for a few hours and it should end right about now. Brace yourself.”

Kirishima dropped the phone from his hand and blacked out, he doesn’t remember hitting the ground.

“Hey, Kirishima!” He felt someone patting his cheek, trying to rouse him from his sleep.

He blinked his eyes, a blurry vision of pink and yellow coming into view.

“If your really Kirishima finish this phrase.” Sero said from above him, he could presume he was probably on the ground right now.

“Precisely.“ Kaminari started, Kirishima’s eyes lighting up.

“Damn, I’m late for school!” He sat up, actually seeing that the arms he was fist pumping were his and the friends he was looking at were his.

“Woah, hold the phone!” He looked up at his forehead and saw something blocking his view. “What is this?” Kirishima grabbed his pocket mirror, because he’s he owned a pocket mirror for just such occasions of keeping his spikes in order.

But it wasn’t spikes.

It was a pompadour.

“Yo Daddi-o, can I borrow your phone?” Kirishima asked Present Mic after his friends helped him off the floor and into a chair.

He called the last number, and it rung for a second before a voice he recognized answered the phone.

“Tomoko speaking?”

“Hello Mrs. Tomoko, I’m the kid your son switched bodies with. Sorry for the uh..trouble.” The redhead coughed.

“No trouble at all, as long as I have my son back in his rightful place and you back in yours. Would you like to talk to him? He says he’d very much like to talk to you.”

Kirishima heard Josuke whine to his mom to stop embarrassing him.

“Hello?”

——-

[shippyboi]

That's it, Aizawa Midnight and Mic are the holy trinity of parents in mha, they care abt those kids so much.

Momnight takes care of the queer wlw and lesbians and what not.

Mic takes care of the mlm queers

Aizawa is the perfect middle ground sense he's ace and bi

They all care but they have specialties. These kids with no mom no dad no nothing have them to take care of them <3.

Mic gets so much pain watching his guys grieve Midnight. He also gets a lot of pain watching them beat themselves up over their non straight attractions. Hell he has to deal with Denki, who is basically battling having feelings for Jirou, Kiri, and Shinsou (His husband's nephew and basically their adoptive son).

Midnight when she was available had to watch Momo go through the same thing she did, not feeling fully like a woman because she was attracted to women (not a trans thing a comphet thing). Mina trying to hide her lesbianism and just so much more. Hell, even though Jirou's parents are super supportive Jirou told Midnight she was a bi (fem lean) demigirl first.

You cannot pry the parent trio away from me

[lostkrbkaccount]

Last night all I could think about was single dad Kiri with his daughter Kiko. Kiri has this huge crush on Baku, and Baku feels the same way but they're both idiots. Kiko's mom is low key homophobic..

Meanwhile, Denki and his husband, Hitoshi, adopt their first kid- Ren. She's a lil shy but still a big sweetheart. Aizawa and Mic are so excited for their first granddaughter.

[weirdfishy]

wip title tag game

rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have wips

thanks @d-andilion for the tag! check out their wip list

i’m not organizing this so format is:

wip title (fandom, ship/gen)

:))

dagger of aqu’abi (Leverage, gen)

Ostentatious (BNHA/MHA, gen)

i dreamt you were alive pt3 twn (Witcher, geraskier) pt 1 & pt 2

Oh, f me and my life, WTF (BNHA/MHA, gen) oh i forgot ch 1-3 is on ao3

Dimension Swap Act 2 (BNHA/MHA, gen) this is act two of the above

C’est La Vie — 2/20 Rewrite (Criminal Minds, emily/reader) original

anxieteaaa (is it tho? you don’t know ur fruits) // (Witcher, gen)

Whump #2 - gagged (BNHA/MHA, gen)

Whump #27 - Johnlock (BBC’s Sherlock, johnlock)

Dove (Witcher, gen???)

Djinni djinn djinn (Witcher, uhhh geraskier?? gen?? gods idk with this au)

You are my daad, boogie woogie! (except it takes death, bouncing between foster families, varying degrees of abuse, and chance adoption to find out, lol) // (BNHA, gen — i’m c r y i n g lmao i forgot i named it this)

Weaver (Leverage, OC & Eliot)

traitor mic (BNHA, erasermic + implied oboro/aizawa)

NE/B 3 (BNHA, gen) pt 1 & pt 2

‘Newbie’ Wyn — “Expectations vs Reality” (fb&wtft, gen + OC Bronwyn)

Neriah & Willa (Original Work, gen)

BAMF Peter Parker Pt1 (a 3rd ppov of self indulgence) // (Marvel, gen)

Peter missed school and Tony drinks the interns ridiculously expensive coffee (Marvel, gen & linked to the above fic)

traitor aizawa (BNHA, gen)

kiri quirkless yakuza (BNHA, gen + reader)

Aizawa (BNHA, gen)

on god that is 23 and that’s not half of my wips i don’t want to keep going :’)

if y’all want to do this go ahead but no pressure :) send an ask if one of them sounds interesting! @alllthequeenshorses @empressofthelibrary @estrellum @jask-jaskier-jaskiest @moonpaw @theghostandthewidow @astralalmighty @holdouttrout @shire-bard @persony-pepper @jetset-writes @wehyperfixatedtoohard @ashen-crest @mynameisdoofthelizardandamlesbi @jaskier-than-thou @bebepac @aj-lenoire @lovelyrita1967 @zizzlekwum @writingforevren @supermutantprince

[bunnyramen]

Something I wrote quickly with the help of @kalofi and @darknoahshere who gave me some ideas!

Context: Since Kirishima is a rock to some extent and some rocks glow under water, Kirishima has the potential to glow.

——

“Everyone out of the water, now!” The life guard yelled into his megaphone as people came rushing out of the water, large amounts of chlorine water crashing on small children.

“Where’s Kirishima?” Mina moved her wet bangs out of the way as she tried searching for her horn buddy.

“There he is!” Kaminari pointed at a obnoxiously glowing thing or person rising out of the water. The long wet hair let them know it was Kirishima, who hadn’t seem to notice that something was wrong.

“Hey guys! Why’d everyone get out the pool?” Kirishima surveyed the area, seeing everyone was staring at something in horror.

“That kid absorbed that radioactive stuff! He’s gonna die!” A bystander shouted, Kirishima still looking as baffled as ever.

“What’s everyone staring at?” Kaminari almost wanted to slap some sense into him.

“You, you fucking jackass! Look at yourself!” Bakugou bent Kirishima head down because I seems the boy was taking too long to notice the glowing light coming that emitted from himself.

“I’m calling Aizawa sensei!” Sero grabbed his phone from off the towels on their designated seats and quickly dialed Aizawa’s number.

Kirishima then started screaming that he didn’t want to die and for someone to get Recovery girl. Kaminari and Amina were trying to keep him calm but didn’t touch him which made home 10 times more conscious that he was most likely covered in deadly toxic waste.

“Aizawa sensei, please start making funeral arrangements! Your second oldest son is about to die!” Sero screaming into the phone before hanging up.

Bakugou seemed very cool about this for some odd reason and Mina yelled at him on why he wasn’t freaking out that his friend was about to meet with his creator. He was taking the big plunge, kicking the bucket, getting called home.

Why wasn’t he panicking like the rest of them??

He walked over to a hyperventilating Kirishima, who was trying to back away from the blonde while putting his hands out to keep his distance.

Bakugou bypassed the outstretched arms and lifted up Kirishima by his torso.

Some of the bystanders started yelling at him to put him down but Bakugou ignored them with a snort.

And then he did something unexpected.

He started vigorously shaking him.

As he was shaking him, the glowing Kirishima started to fight from head to toe until he reverted back to his original caramel instead of eye burning neon glow.

He set him down, the boy’s spinning until he shook his head to clear his vision.

“I’m not dead!” Kirishima received cheers from

The crowd that was still standing in the sidelines, his friends hugging him expect for Bakugou.

But he no time to be mad when his three out of the ten teachers that accompanied the class on this trip, Kumo-sensei, Mic-Sensei, and Aizawa-Sensei came to where they were via cloud.

They didn’t say anything,though what they did almost happened in slow motion.

Shirakumo made another cloud, Mic getting off of the cloud the three were occupying and carrying the redhead and putting him on the other cloud. And In the blink of an eye they were gone.

“Oh right, I forgot I told Aizawa-sensei his son was going to die.” Sero laughed sheepishly as everyone else took time to process what he just said.

“He’s Aizawa- sensei’s WHAT?!”

[angst-king]

Class 1-R

(so this story is a bit different. So some of the students from class 1-A are now in a class called 1-R. This class was made for special students who may not be able to be in 1-b or 1-a due a condition, syndrome, or disorder. Bakugou is deaf with hearing aids, Midoriya is albino (wanted to try something different), Uraraka has good child syndrome, Kirishima is epileptic, Denki has torrets syndrome, Todoroki has anxiety, ptsd, and spastic diplegia a type of cerebral palsy, and finally selectively mute Shinsou)

It was the first day of school for the some of the students, most have already started but for these kids they're just now starting. Riding in the black out window tinted car, Midoriya sat anxiously twiddling his thumbs with his luggage in the back seat next to him.

"How are you feeling Izuku?" Inko asked "I-I'm okay j-just a bit nervous." Toshinori smiles and turned to look at his adopted son. "don't worry young izu, you'll do fine and even become a hero. you're in good hands with Mr Aizawa I promise." "th-thanks dad" Izuku looked hopefully to him with a sweet smile. "Izu you did pack your temporary bracelet right?" Questioned Inko who was pulling up to the school, she had asked this many times before they left. "yes mom I did, you even watched me pack it, and yes I have my make up too." "good, oh my gosh you're growing up so fast my baby~" She sulked earning chuckles from both boys as she parked. 

Getting out of the car she got a text from Mitsuki. "oh Auntie Mitsuki just got here too." she announces "ooh that means Kaachan is here!" exclaimed an excited Izuku, he opens the door before being reminded that he needs his parasol by Yagi. Grabbing his dark green and black parasol, Izuku gets out of the car then strapping on his satchel bag that had a picture of allmight on it with the keychain. "Oi Inko over here!" Called out a certain blond mother, turning her head after looking a bit, Inko sees Mitsuki who runs over to her. "Oh Mitsuki there you are" The two women hug and smile gleefully at each other. Izuku grins at Mitsuki as Massaru and Katsuki come over. "hey guys glad to see ya" Greets Massaru, Katsuki just remains hunched over waving. "glad to see you too"

The group converse over how their children have grown up and over their achievements. "I'm honestly surprised Izuku's this excited, he was so shy and scared a year ago." "yup now he's getting a lot better ever since he heard that UA made a special program." "Katsuki here has been excited about it, even if he doesn't show it I can tell." Mitsuki smirked while ruffling her son's hair, he glared at her flinching a little. 

As they talked more cars pulled up, a woman with white hair that had some red streaks came out and opened the door for a young boy with half red and white hair, he carried a scar on the red side. The young woman kept her hand on the boy's shoulder as he fidgeted with something in his hands. Seeing the group she leads the boy over to them and smiles adjusting her glasses. "hello is this the 1-R group?" Inko nods "yes this is, hi I'm Inko Midoriya, this is my son Izuku." Izuku looks to the pair and smiles "hello" "I'm fuyumi Todoroki, this is Shoto Todoroki, I'm his older sister." Shoto tried to hide behind Fuyumi but she just coaxed him out, he whimpers at her. "I like his hair, it very handsome on him." Complimented Inko, she knew what it was like to raise a self conscious son who's scared of people. Shoto looked down and softly bowed thanking her. "you're welcome hun"  The longer they stood the more people came. Finally a rat like thing came out with two men who looked familiar to some of them, coming towards the large group with a young boy who had wild purple hair and a tired look on his face. The rat spoke first "hello parents and students, you must be the 1-R group?" They all nod "great, well I'm pleased to meet you, I'm principle Nezu, This is Mr Aizawa and Mr Yamada or Present mic and Eraser head, they will be your teachers. As you've been told 1-r is a course for special students such as yourselves, there will be students who are from 1-a which is a not separated Hero course, those are students who have been chosen based on behavior, and history with students like yourself. Now that the introduction is out of the way, why don't we get to the dorms you've been given. You will be rooming in the same dormitory as the other students of course, we separated the classes but we find it important not to separate them too much."

 With that the group are led to the dormitories that are shared by all the classes. Opening the large double doors for the group, the dormitories were empty of students since they were having lunch. Walking in Izuku closes his parasol, while adjusting his glasses that had clip on shades to protect his eyes. "This is the dormitory, it has kitchen, common room area attached, there are stairs and an elevator that leads to the floors of the dorms." The young purple haired boy then hands each student a slip of paper that had their room numbers and floors. "You are free to find your rooms and relax, tomorrow class will start for you guys around noon so this will give you time to adjust." Explained present mic, Nezu soon left the group. Izuku goes to the elevator with his mom dad, the Todoroki's. "Todoroki, wh-what room do you have?" Todoroki flinched a bit but looked at his paper "1273" Izuku smiles to him "hey I have 1274, we're neighbors that's gonna be fun." Todoroki didn't know why he smiled back, it wasn't something he usually did but the boy's joy seemed to be contagious.  Meanwhile, the Bakugou's were in the elevator with who they learned were the Kirishima's, and Kaminari's and they were making good conversation. "S-so you guys li-like Pokemon too, my favorite is p-pikachu what about y-you?" Bakugou preferred to sign rather than talk, but if he felt like it he'd talk. He signed that he liked charmander, while Kirishima answered that he also liked charmander. They shared room numbers which it turns out Kami was a crossed the hall from Kirishima and Bakugou who'd be neighbors. Finally when they were all set up the parents wished their children good luck, took pictures, cried a little, and soon left. wow this was real they were now really in a hero class! Down stairs the group decided to hang out in the common room on the couch. "So we're finally gonna be training to be heroes, how are you guys feeling about this?" Asked Uraraka who seemed pretty excited "w-well I'm pretty happy but nervous at the same time. Kids like us are still looked down upon." Replies Midoriya "Well then we'll just have to prove those jerks wrong then!" Smiles Kirishima who bumps his fist together proudly, earning a nod from the group.

The group seemed to enjoy themselves, when the double doors opened and a large group of students came in and looked to the others. "who are you?" "are you guys the new group?" Multiple questions came and it seemed to upset Todoroki, and Shinsou. Bakugou grumpily responds "none of your fucking business extras" He wasn't loud but he got his point across, while Midoriya just apologized. "S-sorry about him, yes we're the new group." "Oh so you guys are the special group, class 1-retarded." Spoke one of the 1-b kids, he had blond hair like Katsuki but held in a more tame style. He did have an arrogant aura to him. The 1-R kids immediately looked down but one of them seemed to muster up some confidence.

 "we are the special group, but we're not retarded, we're far from that." It was Kirishima but he earned a chuckle from the guy. "Oh please don't make me laugh, they just made a special class just to give you losers false hope, do you really think you'd become heroes." "ugh Monoma leave them alone they just got here give them a break" spoke a girl with long ginger hair, Monoma pouts at her. "but Kendou its true-" "Retared isn't something you should be saying to a group of special needs kids you know, that's just cruel." Spoke a voice that Kirishima found familiar, out came a girl with pink skin, and hair, she had yellow horns and eyes. She gasped to see kirishima and ran to him. "Kiri oh my god you're here!" 

Tackling the red head who smiles back at her, they soon hugged. "omg you actually got in, I'm so proud of you!" She exclaimed like a proud mother. "Thanks Ashido" The two parted and the groups seemed a little confused. "Kirishima and I went to the same middle school together, when I heard that they made class 1-R I was hoping that Kiri could at least get into that at the most 1-A."   The alien girl explained earning an understanding nod, Mina soon joined the group of special kids as most of the other students departed to their rooms or other spaces in the common area. When a blue haired male came over and introduced him self suddenly.

"Hello my name is Iida Tenya, I heard you guys are the new group that will be attending UA. I'm class 1-A's class representative, and I'm also a volunteer student for class 1-R, I also tutor classmates who may need extra academic help." the blue haired one seemed so formal which raised a brow to the group but they didn't question it. "well hello Iida, I'm Midoriya Izuku, glad to hear you'll be volunteering."  He offered his hand to shake, which to his surprise Tenya shook. Mina then looked to Kiri "oh yeah I forgot I'd be volunteering in your class too, as will my friend Sero Hanta, and a girl named Tsuyu asui but she likes to be called Tsu." "ah okay great I wont be too lonely" announced kirishima.

[gargalesthesia]

3am angsty kiribaku headcanons

cause fuck you thats why im sleep deprived and thought of this so we’re writing it and editing it in the morning (under the cut)

okay lets start with the natural:

-bakugou is deaf or hoh

-because thats the side affect of his quirk and ooh bitch does he hate it

-because he HATES having those ‘weird fucking box thingies onmy ears’ cause its just proof that bakugou fucking katsuki has a weakness

-according to him, the only good thing about it is that when he doesnt wanna deal with bullshit or starts having a sensory overload he can just plop out his hearing aids and BOOM bullshit over or immediate calming silence so yes hearing aids!bakugou

-also he has PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder) because have you SEEN the shit that this boy has been through

-lemme remind y’all that he’s only 15

-fucking 15

-and he got 1. kidnapped  2. stuck in an emotionally/physically abusive household 3. has a superiority complex due to no adult ever telling him no before or knocking him down a peg 4. basically got pushed aside by his idol and was ignored by him 5. told he could be a perfect villain when all he wanted to do was be a hero 6. forced into a war that should have been handled by now by pro heroes (next arc, between the league of villains and the hero society)

- people automatically think his favourite teacher was all might since he’s admired him so much but since all might basically ignored him the whole school year he just doesnt think he’s all that great anymore

-but when he’s asked which one of his teachers was his favourite he responds with “present mic and eraserhead” which leaves the asker in shock

-i cant continue or else this’ll be longer than it needs to and we need to get onto kirishima

-quick thing: panic attacks are a regular thing at night for bakugou and his quirk goes haywire ALL. THE. TIME.

-he also bonds with present mic since their quirks make them both go deaf/hoh and present mic teaches him jsl

-and aizawa is basically his dad along with yamada

-they basically adopted him already its just that mitsuki’s a bitch

-OKAY OKAY ILLS TOP I JUST LOVE BAKUGOU SO MUCH OKAY

-ONTO KIRISHIMA

-so kirishima has an INFERIORITY COMPLEX

-and anxiety

-and paranoia

-yes okay kirishima has an inferiority complex, paranoia, anxiety, and depression

-which is hard enough as it is

-but then when he sees bakugou kirishima’s self esteem just gets knocked down over and over and i think thats what draws him to bakugou

-because bakugou’s so strong willed and just generally strong

-and kirishima thinks he’s not good enough

-so he’s hanging out with bakugou even if it breaks his heart that he can never be that good

-because he thinks thats a punishment for him

-BUT THEN

-bakugou shouts “WE’RE EQUALS AREN’T WE SHITTY HAIR????”

-and kirishima just

-”holy shit we’re equals”

-and his self esteem gets boosted even for a little while

-they go to therapy sessions together because they’re each others moral support AHEM I MEAN WHAT

-kirishima literally LOVES crimson riot but can never imagine to live up to the title but bakugou always smacks him on the head when he talks about it

-kiribaku doesnt get together until mid second year

-kirishima wakes up to crackling through the walls

-bet y’all can guess who it is

-hell yeah its bakugou waking up

-he’s having a particularly bad nightmare so kirishima just

-starts playing “nothing” by bruno major and makes sure its quiet enough so that shouji cant hear but loud enough that bakugou can

-and slowly the crackles dissipate

-and he leaves the song on to play the rest of the night and they both sleep easy that night

-soon enough kiri assembles a WHOLE FUCKING PLAYLIST of soft and calming songs AHEM LOVE SONGS AHEM for when he hears bakugou wake up or when he needs it after the fight with rappa

-so when bakugou just one night slams kiris door open on a particularly horrible nightmare on kiris part

-he was silently crying so bakugou wouldnt hear but ofc he did

-he climbs into bed with kirishima, no hesitation, and starts playing the damn playlist

-”youre fucking unbreakable, kirishima.”

-and kirishima just MELTS

-and starts sobbing into bakugous arms

-and they end up cuddling and shit

-and in the morning its the weekend so they talk over their feelings and shit

-and shit

-fuck

-but nvm

-they get together but nothings really different lmao-

-its just different in the sense that bakugou can now kiss kirishimaand vice versa

-its not perfect

-but

-it just feels

-perfect in their own little ways

-like the way bakugou lands little kisses on kirishimas nape everytime they cuddle

-or when kirishima kisses bakugous hearing aids and it makes bakugou feel so much better about them

-also when they stay up playing animal crossing

-kissing just for the sake of kissing

-lazy morning kisses where both of them are too lazy to get up but they wanna make out but theyre too fucking tired

-or when they say i love you for the first time

-so

-they think its perfect for them

-and really

-thats all that matters

-and they live mostly happily ever after

-well until i decide to write post canon headcanons which is way too angsty for me to be thinking abt rn

-good luck future me

-ALSO ONCE THEYRE OVERAGE

-top kirishima no doubt

-OKAY BYE

[ao3feed-izuku-midoriya]

生まれ変わったヒーロー | Umarekawatta Hīrō | Reborn Hero

生まれ変わったヒーロー | Umarekawatta Hīrō | Reborn Hero by Suddenly I Kin Oikawa

So, I died, car crash if you're wondering. Then I discovered Greek Gods are real (Hades is low-key an ass and I simp for Persephone so hard), I get reborn into an anime. Can you guess which one? Yep, bingo. Take two as Midoriya Fucking Izuku **** ‘Wait, no, gay thoughts B E G O N E’ **** “Any other soul, huh? So why me?” I can practically hear the smirk in his voice. “Why not?” ‘Yeah. Why not.’ **** ‘Interesting. Dear Diary, I AM GOING TO SHOVE KATSUKI'S FACE INTO- WHOA, okay, looks like I'm not the only one with pent up rage. Gods, this was when he was 6???’ **** 7. Rescue Bakugou (I guess - -) **** “Careful Bakugou, your inferiority complex is showing.” **** Then it happens. One of the biggest moments in the anime and I forgot about it. Because I was thinking about god damned Oikawa and Iwaizumi's stupid beefy arms fuck. **** ‘I'm gonna cry myself to sleep tonight and hope I drown myself in my sleep.’ **** “Shut the fuck up and BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER SKY HIGH!”

Words: 997, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Series: Part 1 of Three Times the Charm

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Todoroki Shouto, Shinsou Hitoshi, Tokoyami Fumikage, Monoma Neito, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Kirishima Eijirou, Yaoyorozu Momo, Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi, Amajiki Tamaki, Class 1-A, Yagi Toshinori | All Might

Relationships: not sure about romantic ones, wait - Relationship, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi, Midoriya Izuku & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Midoriya Izuku & Tokoyami Fumikage, Midoriya Izuku & Monoma Neito, Midoriya Izuku & Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki & Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou & Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Yaoyorozu Momo, Midoriya Izuku & Takami Keigo | Hawks, Dabi & Midoriya Izuku, Amajiki Tamaki & Midoriya Izuku

Additional Tags: Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Being an Asshole, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Bashing, Yagi Toshinori | All Might is a Bad Teacher, kirishima and i are best friends and I have no idea how it happened, let kiri cuss 2020, Dadzawa, YamaDad, Parental Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Married Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Deaf Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Established Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Protective Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic is a Dork, Parental Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead Adopts Shinsou Hitoshi, Protective Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Cute Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Needs A Hug, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork, midoriya says fuck gender, Kirishima Eijirou is a Good Friend, Protective Kirishima Eijirou, Kirishima Eijirou is a Dork, Cute Kirishima Eijirou, this is so self-indulgent, fact is, i'm so different than midoriya, i just wanted to write myself in his place, Betaed, updated bimonthly, hopefully, is that spelt right?, idk - Freeform, honestly my personality is just mental issues, a sneak peek into how fucked up i am, sorry - Freeform, Will add more tags as I go, Character Death, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Child Abuse, Past Child Abuse, I am so proud of my title

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27693866

[bunnyramen]

Murphy’s Law pt. 2

Idea by @darknoahshere

They arrived at the hospital, Sero a bit worried that the doctor or nurse would think this was self inflicted, that was always a problem.

(That’s technically true but he’s all in all just a clumsy dude.)

“Well, here we are, Musustafa general!” Mic pointed at the rather small looking hospital, Sero expected it to be bigger for some reason.

“Murphy, you take Midoriya and I’ll take Bakugou this time, in case he tries anything else.” Mic stepped out of the cop car and opened Bakugou’s side door, Sero doing the same to Midoriya.

They walked both of them in, Bakugou dragging his feet to try and Mic life’s just a bit harder.

They got through the automatic doors, the two police officers sitting the two in binds in a chair, Mic telling him to sign all three of them.

Sero did as he was told, going back to sit next to the group after he was done.

“That eye okay, Murphy?” Mic said after a minute of silence, Eraser would call that a new record.

“Stings like hell but I think I’ll be okay.” He gave his carefree, flat toothed smile and a thumbs up.

“What about you two?”

“I think I broke one of my fingers but otherwise I think I’m okay.” Deku smiles, which creeped out Sero a bit.

“Shit. Well, what about you, hothead?” Mic asked but got no response.

“Sero Hanta, Doctor Kirishima will be seeing you now.” His attention was turned towards a purple haired guy, and by the looks of it, he was about 24 but his eyes said 82 year old insomniac.

“Hey Hitoshi!” Mic waved to him, the nurse gave a lazy wave with a quiet, almost inaudible “hey pops.”

He got up from his seat which was a bit difficult since his knees were practically folded into his chest from the small chair.

He followed the guy down a long hallway, being put in the room at the end, number 28D.

He opened the door to reveal a red headed man wearing a lab coat, washing his hands in a sink in the room.

“Just have a seat on the bed, I’ll be with you in a second!” Sero I didn’t have to see the man’s face to know that he was wearing a large smile on his face from his tone of voice.

Sero did as he was told and sat on the paper covered bed, the paper cringing as he made himself comfortable.

The redhead dried off his hands with a paper towel and grabbed a pair of gloves from a box on the shelf.

“Alright! I’m Kirishima Eijirou and I’ll be your doctor today! What seems to be the problem, Mr. Hanta?” The man turned around and Sero had to keep in a scream like gasp.

By his tone of voice, shiny locks that were in a low ponytail, and glowing brow skin, he figured the guy would be pretty but he was downright gorgeous. Nothing prepared him for the red and pink eyes that displayed the meaning of kindness or the shark teeth that he somehow made dangerous yet fucking adorable.

“Uh- Yes! Right, um- I’m here because of my black eye that happens about half an hour ago.” Sero mentally slapped himself for being this tongue tied over someone he literally just met seconds ago.

“You mind if I take a look at it?” He asked with a close lip smile with one of teeth sticking out from his lips.

“Do what you gotta do, Doc.” He leaned forward and down since if he sat up tall then Kirishima wouldn’t be able to see a thing.

He seemed to be of average height but to Sero, he was super tiny. One of the quirks of being born into a family of giants. (His mom is 6’2” and his dad is 6’7”, giving birth to a 6’8” adult.)

“Thanks! Usually people are really protective of their eyes so it takes me a while to get them to actually let me touch the injury.” Kirishima gently touched around his eye to gauge how serious it was, or at least that’s what Sero thought was happening.

“Well Mr. Hanta, it seems whatever hit you didn’t do much damage to the eye itself, just the skin around it.” He walked over to the cabinet and grabbed a cold compress and a sterilized towel. He crunched the activating block in his hands and put the towel over it.

He twisted the ends around each other and slowly put the compress on the affected area,

Sero sighing with relief.

“Now don’t keep that on for more than 15 minutes. The swelling should go down in a about a week or two.” Kirishima took off his gloves, balled them up and tried to shoot them into the trash, the ball going in without a problem.

“But everyday put some ice in a bag, put a towel over it and apply it to your eye for about 15 minutes just like now, and make sure to keep your head elevated while sleeping.” Kirishima grabbed a pen and wrote all this down, Sero silently thanked him for writing all this down because it was all in one ear and out the other.

“And if you have any questions or concerns call me or see an ophthalmologist for any vision related issues.” Kirishima handed him a small slip of paper with instructions and his number at the bottom.

“Thanks, Doc! And I’ll call you if I’m having trouble!” He got up from the bed, the paper sticking to his butt a bit as he stood up and Kirishima giggled a bit.

“Bye! Have a good day!” Kirishima sat in a spinny chair and waved to him with a large smile, seeming to be emitting his own light that outshined the light bulbs above.

Sero could only manage a small “you too.” before he left in what seemed like hurry.

He felt like he couldn’t breath in that room, his palms started to sweat and his cheeks felt hotter than the sun.

He trudged out of the hallway and back into the waiting room, plopping into a seat next to Mic, the other two seats next to him empty.

“Did you get sick while you were in there?” Mic asked, making Sero flush even more.

“Yeah, I just..- we’ll.. The doctor was jaw droppingly gorgeous and I’m too gay to function.” Sero decided to just put it all out there.

“Ah, I’ve heard that in several different variation before but I always say thank you! He gets it from me!” Mic smiles when Sero stared at him with confusion.

“Wait, you mean that’s-“

“My son, yes!”

“But how? I’m not judging but he’s at least 5 shades darker than y-“ Sero didn’t want to be “that” person but he just really wanted to know.

“Adopted. His full name is Kirishima-Yamada-Aizawa Eijirou but he just goes by Kirishima for convience.” Mic was happy to explain what people have been asking him for a little over 11 years now.

“Well this couldn’t get any more embarrassing.” Sero chuckled but it sounded a bit strangled under the pressure of this whole ordeal.

“You’re right about that, telling me you’re too gay for my own son doesn’t get any more awkward but hey, you were honest.” Mic gave him kudos for being upfront even if he didn’t know.

“Holy shit was that redheaded doctor hot!” Sero could hear Bakugou’s voice come from behind, he was being walked out in handcuffs by hospital security, covered in various bandages.

Along side him was Midoriya, his finger in a splint and his hand cuffed hands in front of him instead of behind, also being monitored by a big burly security guard.

Mic put his face into hands to muffle the loud laughter that expelled from his body, trying to keep his quirk from being forced into it.

Why couldn’t Bakugou hit Sero just a bit harder? A coma sounded good right now.

Murphy’s Law pt.1

This is @darknoahshere idea that I wanted to write since they were busy being awesome!

——

Sero always felt like he was a walking jinx, it only got worse when he got older. Hell, he even got the nickname Murphy. Always walking into walls, having to keep a first aid kit on him wherever he went, bruises galore, being a police officer didn’t seem to be the smartest thing to be with this held over your head.

But his parents were extremely surprised when he showed them a plaque that had his police academy certificate encased inside of it.

But being the hippies they were, they didn’t hold Sero back from spreading his wings and becoming a cop. They even made a joke that he came with his own police tape!

Besides there was an upside to being a living example of Murphy’s Law and it came in the form of a pretty redhead named Kirishima Eijirou.

He was a doctor at one of Mustafa’s most prestigious hospitals that seemed to be the hotspot for all types of people. And Sero found himself there at his first day of being a rookie cop funnily enough.

—-

Sero has been on his way to his first ever call, a street fight. And not the kind where people would get up after being spin kicked in the face.

A pretty upbeat guy named Hizashi Yamada but was given the nickname Mic was watching over him.

They pulled up to the scene pretty quickly, an angry looking blonde still holding a green haired shorter dude’s shirt as he reared back for a punch but stopped short when they saw the cop car pull up.

“Put Midoriya down, Bakugou!” Mic yelled as he got out the car, Sero following his lead albeit a bit confused.

“Fuck you!” Bakugou put Midoriya down and started to sprint away, Mic giving chase but Sero was faster, given his overly long legs.

He pounced on Bakugou, Sero remembering what he remembered in the academy and put one of his arms over the other behind his back and making him stand up.

As they made their way back to the car, Mic told him to hustle, seeing he caught Midoriya who hadn’t tried to runaway and actually was smiling at Sero.

“Weird.” He mumbled to himself as he put Bakugou against the car to grab his handcuffs, he fumbled with them a bit and accidentally dropped them and quickly bent down to pick them up.

As he came back up, Bakugou took this opportunity to elbow Sero in the face, the dark haired man taking a moment to use both hands to clutch his eye.

Bakugou attempted to make a break for it but Sero used his tape to capture him, even with his blurred vision , sending Bakugou falling to the ground wrapped like a present and Mic was out of the car in seconds.

“Alright Eraser, we captured the two caught street fighting, one has assaulted our Rookie. We know that means, right?” He spoke into his wallow talkie attached to his shirt.

“Jail time, Mic.” A gruff voice spoke back.

“Period.” Mic hauled Bakugou into the car next Bakugou, who seemed to have calmed down a bit.

“Rookie, get in the car! We’re taking you to the hospital.” Mic called him to the car, Sero followed his hand around the car until he reached the door handle.

His left eye was starting to close because of the injury and he couldn’t very well see out of it.

“Good job, Murphy. Even while injured you managed to capture your first guy! I’m proud of you!” He used one of his hands to pat Sero’s hat and put it right back on the steering wheel.

“Murphy?” Sero was a bit confused by the nickname.

“Like Murphy’s law, the theory that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. And judging by the amount of bandages you have on you, this ain’t your first time getting hurt.” He gestured to his face, and over all body.

He had a bandage on his nose from walking into a lamp post, bandages on his fingers from poking himself while sewing his shirts and a bandage on his chin from shaving.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. I’ve always been pretty clumsy all my life actually.” Sero scratched the back of his neck, accidentally going over a scab that hadn’t finished healing.

“Ow.”

[dascarecrow]

The Failed Raid - A Gentle Recovery I

A few hours had passed since the discovery of the brutality that their classmates had suffered and 1-A was finally able to do... well anything to be honest. The time had been tense and uncertain for all of them. Aizawa had returned and explicitly ordered everyone to stay in the dorm until they were told otherwise. Mic and Midnight had departed with him for an emergency meeting, leaving Mirio and Nejire to handle the class. 

It had not gone well. The biggest issue had been Eri’s reaction to finding out her self-declared father had been badly injured. The little unicorn girl had cried her eyes out, overwhelmed by the thought of Izuku getting hurt as he had. Her tears made everyone present feel like their hearts had literally shattered and been ground into dust. Even worse however had been Uraraka’s response to it. It was obvious that she dearly, desperately wanted to be able to shed her own tears but tending to her devastated daughter was a far larger concern. So she sat there holding a crying unicorn, fighting her emotions to keep herself from spilling tears of lament. Because further sadness would solve nothing. 

Mirio felt horrible for bringing this about, wanting to punch himself in the face for bringing about Eri’s plight. But bas as he felt he knew it wasn’t anyone’s fault but the villains Izuku had been trying to stop. Because Izuku was a true hero. Not merely a Pro doing a job but someone who was doing all they could to ensure actual justice could prosper in this world. 

Eventually Aizawa returned and gave the class permission to go check on their injured comrades. Everyone was quick to get going but they all waited on Uraraka and Eri. The round faced mother got up, still holding her dear unicorn daughter in her arms. “Let’s go check on your Papa sweetie.” Her voice had been soft and quiet but it was very clear that she was on a knife’s edge, about to break down. 

The class made their way to the medical area, going at an even steady pace. The reason for this in spite of their worry was Uraraka who was carrying Eri at such a pace. While she did want to know what was going on she was also terrified that the news would not be good. What if Deku was too injured to work as a hero? What if he had to leave to school because of this? What would happen to Eri if he had to leave? These were just a few of the many tumultuous thoughts in her mind right now and if her daughter hadn’t been in her arms they would have overwhelmed her.  

Soon enough the group had arrived and already they met their treated classmates. Kirishima seemed to have no injuries whatsoever but the look on his face told that there wasn’t much pride in this for him. Todoroki had a few bandages over his left arm but he clearly had gotten off lighter than the rest though his usual stoic expression made seeing what he thought difficult. Tokoyami seemed alright save for his bandaged left arm, still having his perpetual scowl. Aoyama seemed to be his usual exuberant self though his smile seemed a bit forced and he looked like he was trying to avoid touching his abodmen too much. Kaminari looked put out to say it politely, bandages on his cheeks and he looked to be trying to keep weight off his right side. Iida had his typical expression though it did seem to lack any of his well meaning enthusiasm which might have had something to do with the bandages around his legs. It was a rather somber picture to see to be honest. 

The recent patients took notice of the newly arrived group. Iida took the initiative in greeting them. “Ah everyone. Good to see you. What brings you here? Is everything alright?” “We should be asking you that Iida!” Mina was quick to start with none of her typical cheer. “We saw you guys on the news it looked like you all got sent through a paper shredder!” Iida was taken aback by the pink girl’s outburst but quickly regained his composure. “Our injuries looked far worse than actually were. I assure you things are alright. Well as much as they can be under the circumstances.” “What happened?” Yaoyorozu asked. 

Iida visibly frowned. “The villains, put simply, were just that well trained. What we believed would have been a guaranteed success was rendered into an abject failure.” The whole group seemed to be more consumed by gloom upon hearing this. “They explicitly targeted my legs. We weren’t aware of there being a trained long range fighter among them.” Iida suddenly perked up from his lamentations. “But all they have done is given me the chance to grow as a hero. I had Recovery Girl remove the mufflers in my legs. Once they regrow I will be even faster than before!” 

Iida’s enthusiasm seemed to prod the others into speaking up. “I had to overcharge my laser in order for us to escape. The effort caused my belt to explode. Fortunate for moi my armor is not merely for show. It reduced the shrapnel’s impact enough that I was in and out quickly. Though my stomach will be un petit tender for a bit.” Aoyama seemed back to usual self. 

“I was using Dark Shadow to shield myself when an explosion hit us. I was protected just long enough to escape but they got my arm in the attack.” Tokoyami seemed sullen at how his Quirk’s weakness had been so easily exploited. 

“Man at least you guys got taken out in a cool way. I just got sideswiped by an attack I didn’t see. Went right through my right side. Just glad it didn’t get anything vital.” It was difficult to tell if Kaminari was happy or sad right now. 

“I just had some shallow cuts from being hit by shards of my own ice. I didn’t think they were bad but Recovery Girl insisted.” Todoroki’s dull tone didn’t indicate his mood but everyone took it to be a sign things were alright with him. 

Mina looked at Kirishima in concern. “What about you Kiri?” The red haired boy didn’t look at her, sulking. “I’m fine.” That was all he said. “I’m perfectly fine. I’m the only one out of all of us that didn’t get hurt.” Now he started sounding angry. “Not one single scratch. Lucky me eh? The guy who should have been the shield for everyone walks away like nothing happened! Ain’t that rich? I call myself unbreakable and it didn’t do anything!” Yeah he was upset. 

Mina looked around noticing one glaring absence. “Where’s Bakugou?” That had them tense up a bit. “He took off” Kaminari said with just a bit of venom. Iida decided now was a good time to interject. “Bakugou only stayed around long enough to ascertain we received treatment for our injuries. Once he had he decided to depart.” Before anymore questions could be asked an elderly voice cut everyone off. 

“Now what’s all of this ruckus over here?” Recovery Girl had seen fit to arrive. “I appreciate the youthful energy but some of you are supposed to be convalescing.” Iida promptly went into his usual “serious mode”, complete with his trademark arm chopping. “Our apologies Recovery Girl! We were waiting for a time when we could check on Midoriya!” And the reminder of the dire state of their classmate sent the group back into a state of melancholy. Before anyone could say anything a young voice cut through their sorrow. 

“Is Papa okay?” Eri had spoken up, having been reminded of her unofficially adopted father’s fate. Her face showed terror, worry and anxiety, leaving everyone worried that the wrong thing could break the young girl. The same concern applied to Uraraka, who had the exact same expression on her face. Recovery Girl was a bit surprised at the question but her face quickly settled into a gentle smile. 

“He’ll be just fine dear.” Eri brightened up at that and Uraraka let out a sigh of relief. “Really? He’s okay?” Recovery Girl maintained her smile to the young girl. “Perfectly fine. He’s just taking a little nap right now. He should be waking up in a small bit so why don’t you wait for now?” Uraraka sat down in one of the chairs nearby, Eri facing forward while settled on her lap. Recovery Girl turned her attention to the rest of the group. “I suppose the rest of you are here for the same reason?” All of them looked a bit sheepish at being seen through so easily. “Well he’ll be waking up soon. You can stay as long as you don’t make too much of a fuss. And those of you who I just got done with remember the terms I laid out for letting you walk around. I’m still debating whether or not to stick you lot on bedrest.” Iida went into his serious mode once more. “Thank you for your gracious understanding Recovery Girl! We won’t fail your expectations!” 

Eri giggled at Iida’s over the top antics, clearly in a better mood now that she knew Izuku was okay. Mirio noticed this and regained his own trademark smile. “Great news right Eri? Izuku is going to be a-okay!” He just couldn’t resist a thumbs up when he said it. Eri giggled at him too. “Yeah! I was worried because you told me he got hurt really badly. But he’ll be alright now!” A unicorn’s smile is a rare treasure and the class wasn’t ready to lose sight of it. 

Kirishima decided to step in. “Darn right he’ll be okay! I’ll tell you something Eri you’re Papa is one of the toughest, bravest heroes I’ve ever seen! This’ll be nothing for him!” Eri looked at the red haired boy in awe at his description of Izuku “Really?” “You bet! Fact of the matter is he’s been one of the most heroic people there is, even before he started here at UA.” Eri’s glistening eyes told him he should keep going. “There was an incident with a villain, I’d say nearly a year before he started here. Some sludge villain went and took a hostage, which wound up being Bakugou now that I remember.” Eri’s face instantly filled with worry. “Oh no! Was Uncle Kaka okay?” 

Resisting the instinct to laugh at his friend’s nickname Kirishima continued. “He was perfectly fine! See the thing is the Pros who were there couldn’t get anywhere near him because there was so much fire. But then something crazy happened. Some random kid charged out and tried to tear Bakugou out of the villain’s grip! That sludge creep couldn’t shake him off. The kid even got in a good hit when he tossed something in the jerk’s eye!” Eri’s eyes were filled with wonder. “But soon enough it seemed like that kid was gonna be a goner!” And now they were filled with fear. “But not to worry! Because who should appear but the legendary All Might!” And back to wonder. “He sent that creep packing! Of course if that kid hadn’t bought some time then All Might might have been too late! I didn’t realize it at first but that same kid was actually Midoriya! If he could take on a villain like that and walk away then no way is something like this going to keep him down!” 

“That wasn’t the only time he tried to save someone.” Out of a sense of nostalgia and driven by the awestruck look on her daughter’s face Uraraka decided to chime in. “Really Mama?” Now Uraraka was happily smiling. “Mmhm. He saved me during the entrance exam to join UA.” Eri was too stunned to comment. The rest of the group was also paying attention, not knowing this story. “It was the final moments of the exam and a huge robot had shown up. Fighting it didn’t give any points, so everyone tried to run away from it. I got stuck under some debris and couldn’t escape. I thought I was done for.” Eri was fretting for her mother’s fate but Uraraka’s smile seemed to brighten. “And then Deku came out of nowhere and took it down in one hit.” That little declaration quieted everyone. “After he did that his legs and one of his arms were shattered and I heard him say he didn’t have a single villain point. He was struggling to find some way to earn even a single point in the time he had left but the clock ran out.” Now Uraraka’s eyes seemed to glistening. “The way his quirk was meant he only had one chance to earn any points. And the second he saw I was in trouble he rushed in to save me just because I needed to be saved, no matter what it would have cost him. Your Papa is a true hero Eri. Never doubt that. Believe in him no matter what.��� 

“Indeed.” Iida was now speaking up. “I was there that day. When the Zero Pointer appeared I ran like everyone else. I was too slow to save Uraraka when she was danger because I thought of it as merely a test.” Iida stopped in shame at his past self concerned behavior. “But Midoriya charged forward no matter the price because it was simply the right thing to do. No hesitation or forethought whatsoever. The idea of saving someone in trouble isn’t something he needed to think over. It was merely the only choice a hero should make. It truly is inspiring.” Iida began frowning. “Especially in light of lacking any villain points. He threw away any thought of benefiting himself the instant he saw someone who needed help. I realized after the fact that there must have been a hidden test within the exam and I had believed that he known that.” Iida’s frown turned into a smile. “But no. He simply charged in without a second thought because it was the right thing to do. A true heroic ideal to strive towards. I had actually been worried he wouldn’t make it in and thought such a thing would be a tragedy. To deny someone with such insight and capability the chance to become a hero.” 

“That worried me too.” Uraraka still had the soft smile and light in her eyes but they seemed to be a bit more tranquil now. “I was worried he would fail. And I felt guilty that he gave up his chance of passing to save me. So I asked if he could get some of my points.” Now that surprised everyone. Gratitude was one thing but willing to risk your own standing in the premiere hero school for someone else was astounding. “Imagine my surprise when they said it wasn’t a problem. Turned out that Deku saving me got him a whole bunch of rescue points. So many that he wound up placing 7th in the rankings.” If the group were was surprised before now they were outright shocked. They knew Midoriya was good but making the top ten without a single villain point? Now that was impressive. Some of them were actually feeling a bit lackluster compared to the hero fanboy now. 

“I’m glad he got in. Do you know why sweetie?” Eri turned to look at her mother, wonder in her eyes at her father’s achievements. “Because he saved you.” Uraraka’s didn’t betray her thoughts when she got the answer. “There is that. But really it’s because if he hadn’t gotten in then he wouldn’t have saved you and our little family wouldn’t be here either.” Now that statement truly shook something in all of them. The floating girl was completely right. Izuku was the one who saved Eri. If he hadn’t done that, well their lives would have been just a bit dimmer now that they knew what it was like to have her there with them. They really didn’t want to think on what life for them would be like without the little unicorn that all of them had come to adore. It just wasn’t right. 

Uraraka’s hug on her daughter tightened just a slight bit, enough to show just how happy she was to have Eri in her life. “I am thankful that he saved you Eri. Because I am grateful beyond measure everyday that you chose me to be your Mama.” Eri’s eyes filled with love and joy and her mother’s words. “I’m happy I chose you too.” Eri gave her Mama a grand hug to be certain. “I love you Mama” she spoke in a soft, almost whispered voice. Uraraka leaned her head down, pulling Eri further into the hug she was already giving. “I love you too sweetie.” 

Near everyone who was watching this had tears flowing, a mix of emotions consuming them all. The pure love a mother and daughter had for each other and the father who brought them together, utter sadness at the thought there may have been a world where they never met their little unicorn, concern and worry for their friend and classmate who they had to thank for bringing Eri into their lives. It was all so much that it prompted tears. 

“Hallway’s pretty dusty ain’t it.” Kaminari quipped, fighting to keep his eyes from watering at the display. “Yea-ha-ha-ha!” Kirishima was openly bawling. “Yo-you got tha-that ri-igh-igh-ight! They really should clean this place a bit!” Iida chose that moment to interject. “Now now no need to make excuses. Sadness is a part of life. Denying it helps no one. There’s no reason to try and hide it.” Iida’s own eyes were gushing a veritable waterfall. Seems he took his own advice quite well. 

While the boys were trying to pretend they weren’t phased in the least, and failing, the girls were far more open about their emotions. Asui wiped away some stray tears. “Wow, ribbit. Midoriya really is amazing when you think about it. He’s so plain that you tend to forget what he’s done.” Mina’s own trails of tears didn’t stop her from commenting. “Your right. We really do need to thank him though. It it weren’t for Midori we wouldn’t have Eri with us now.” Yaoyarozu was more subdued though her tears were no less noticeable. “He really is a true hero. All he wants is to help people. And look how far he’s gotten through that ideal. He made it into the finest hero school in the world. He saved people no matter the risk to himself. And he gave us all our Eri.” 

“I don’t see why your all so surprised.” It was Todoroki who spoke up. And more surprisingly he had an actual smile! He was looking at the mother and daughter embracing and his inner thoughts went to the similarities between his past and the young unicorn near them, being grateful that someone was able to escape their dark life and thinking that just maybe if there had been a hero like Deku around then maybe his family could have been saved from falling apart. “He’s someone that All Might believes in after all.” 

That was an undeniable truth. The former Symbol of Peace did seem to be supporting Izuku personally, far more than the usual regard a teacher would have for a student. It would have to take someone special to earn the unyielding faith of All Might. Someone like Izuku it would seem. 

Recovery Girl gazed at the group, grateful that the Ninth Torchbearer of One For All had such stalwart and supportive friends. ‘You chose a good one Toshinori.’ The elderly hero couldn’t help the chuckle that escaped her lips. “Oh dear. I had hoped that boy’s recklessness was just something he developed after starting here. But it seems he’s always had a tendency to let his spirit overtake his common sense.” She also couldn’t help the escaping sigh. “It really is too bad. He’s such a well meaning young man. And he always ends up here just for trying to make his way as a hero.” The elderly hero couldn’t stop herself from frowning. “It’s just not fair really. He might overdo it but he really does try his best. And he’s always miserable in my infirmary. That boy dwells too much on how he can’t keep up instead of seeing how far he’s gotten.” A shake of her head ended her declaration about the green boy. 

Eri seemed contemplative about Recovery Girl’s assessment of her father. She was deep in thought before an idea made itself into her mind. She got it from one of Aunt Yaomo’s manga books, a romantic one that the ponytailed girl deemed a personal favorite. “Mama can you put me down?” Uraraka seemed confused but agreed to the request, the little unicorn quickly making her way to the doctor of UA. Said doctor looked at the young girl with a bit of confusion of her own. “Can I help you dearie?” Eri beckoned the doctor with a finger and the healer bowed down a little so the white haired could whisper her idea into the elderly hero’s ear. 

She stood back up with a cheerful smile on her face. “I think that’s a lovely idea dear. Uraraka would you mind coming with us for a second? You as well Yaoyarozu.” The two girls were confused but complied, walking away with a doctor and a unicorn. No one knew what to expect next but when they did find out it would be a fun time to be certain. Especially for Izuku. 

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BNHA AU Ideas : Quirkless Erasure

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TL;DR: 

In some worlds, Midoriya Izuku is the first quirkless hero. But not in this one, not by far.

Because his homeroom teacher is the hero he's always looked up to: UA's first quirkless Pro Hero.

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Izuku isn't the only quirkless one, and Aizawa gets into the hero course via emotional devastation against his opponents.

anyway so: quirkless aizawa bc i need that

everyone thinks he has a quirk like emotional manipulation of something but no he's just fucking savage, he gets into the hero course bc he blasted the absolute shit out of mic

everything’s on youtube it’s one of the most viewed videos of all time

this aizawa's eyes are permanently gold bc i headcanon it's his quirk that makes his eyes black, not the colour they flash

"you yell because you have a constant fear no one is really listening to you. you play the class clown and don't try too hard so when you look back you think "i failed because i didn't try" not "i failed because i wasn't good enough""

"bro,,, bro what the fuck did i do to you"

aizawa isn’t even salty he’s quirkless tbh

"you're pushing this on me because it hurts, right? your loud, flashy but damaging quirk means the only thing people think you're useful for is heroics. did you want to do this, or is this the only way society will let you feel comfortable in the role it presses in on you"

"well being quirkless is rough but at least i cn be whatever i want to be"

mics just shell shocked mics not even using his quirk and everyone’s just uwu he’s erasing mics quirk

all aizawa does is walk is close and mutter "society thinks im worthless, which is rough. but you have to put your life on the line or you're nothing better than a villain to the people"

and just, lightly pushes him out of bounds

pls mics just in Love this guy tore him to fucking pieces but Damn

aizawa  helps him up off the floor

"so im probably not wrong but im a little sorry for saying it on live tv"

mic "youre amazing"

aizawa just goes bright red and starts sputtering

aizawa: the emotional devastation hero weakness: genuine compliments

consider 1A teacher aizawa just still made of emotional devastation, nezu made him promise not to use his powers of destruction on his children unless he was expelling them 

this is a quirkless izuku au too, mirio got ofa, allmight encouraged izuku to be a hero after the fight but had no quirk to give him and he manages to make his own way into the hero course

so izuku is a little analyst, gets mostly hero points but uses sharp rebar and poles to smash in the sensors of some robots, getting him a few non-rescue points either. Aizawa is watching like "oh interesting a non-combat quirk" and beside him allmight is vibrating with excitement

"he might actually do it!"

"who might do what"

allmight turns sheepishly to aizawa

"young midoriya on camera 6, he might just be the first quirkless student to pass the enterance exam to heroics straight up"

and aizawa can hardly watch anyone else for the rest of the exam, he adopts this kid on the fucking Spot

hes on the edge of his fucking seat, when nezu sends out the zero pointer. "this kid only needs 10 more points, just ten more" and izuku turns around to look at the 0 pointer and aizawa is like "fuck kid i hope you know what youre doing"

he manages to shove a piece of rebar into the treads, stoping it in its place. it tries to swat him like a bug but he just dives out of the way, picks up ochako and sprints and aizawa is like "holy shit holy shit these bastards better give this kid hero points for that"

like they are assigning final hero points and aizawa has to awkwardly put his hand up "i,,, should probably be excluded from giving midoriya hero points because i went from 0 to bias very very quickly"

allmight just nods sagely

"young midoriya be like that sometimes"

pls aizawa tries to act extra tough bc he can’t let anyone know he’s Adopted this child

for all izuku's brain hes useless w social stuff and thinks aizawa hates him but everyone else k n o w s

also izuku is the only person in 1A who knows ab aizawa's "quirk" and hes like, constantly vibrating w glee around the guy

aizawa walks in the first day, hears bakugo asking how this "quirkless bastard" got in, grabs bakugo w his scarf and yeets him into vlad’s room

"ok students, looks like we are a class of 19. any other comments before we start?"

and like everyone is so lost no one questions it

bakugo is screaming bloody murder until vlad "kindly" tells him ua has a strict no discrimination policy and aizawa would have been well within his rights to expel him

please nezu is like "uwu take one of 1B to make the classes even" and vlad is like "no ive already bonded tough cookies" vlad just adopts bakugo instantly

monoma and bakugou become bros, the baku-squad is 50% a thing, but its mostly 1B students but with pinning kiri. kendo and bakugo both keep monoma in line, monoma and kendo keep bakugo in line

during the sports festival shinsou is like "you must have a blessed quirk to get into the hero course"

and izuku just has this "really. this si what we're doing now" look on his face. hes just gesturing to shinso in exasperation, trying to make eye contact w aizawa hidden up in the commentary box

all you can hear from the box is aizawa quiet snickering as mic tries not to give the game away. he yeets shinso out of bonds and just hauls him back to his feet

"im quirkless you nonce"

"oh,,,"

"yeah, oh. what, gonna be embarrassed a quirkless kid kicked your ass?"

"nah i just feel bad for being a dick"

"ok you are the only valid person ive ever met, come meet my not-dad"

"wait what"

izuku fireman carries shinso into the announcers booth and just presents him to aizawa

you can just vaguely hear "no not kid" "but he'll be perfect" "kid this is live ask me after the festival" "but! hed be perfect! and you could train him to carry on your legacy of soul-crushing burns" "... hmmm"

"do i get a say in this?" "no" "nope"

mic just loudly saying "SO BEFORE WE WITNESS A CHILD CRY LIVE ON AIR AGAIN, AS ALWAYS HAPPENS IN THIS FESTIVAL, LETS START THE NEXT ROUND!"

there’s a counter “days since someone last cried: 0”

please its like "times cried durring all sports festivals" "average cry events" "number of times cried this festival"

aizawa being even more of a dad than canon, like hes a mess he sees on sad kid and he's like "wow that's my kid now"

he makes them soup when they get sick and leaves it outside their doors, refuses to admit its him doing it

soup cryptid

please mic is like 100% in love with him and had been for years but aizawa still has internal bias against the quirkless and thinks he's not good enough for mic so he cant make himself see the flirting for what it really is

“haha he’s just being friendlyL

“aizawa i literally want to marry u”

“awww ur so nice u mean as friends tho right?”

in this au ive decided that quirkless heroes are a thing, but pretty rare, in japan they are all underground bc villains go after them a l o t. there are some public ones in america but they tend to,,, die,,, pretty quickly

and bc there are some quirkless heroes everyone acts like discrimination isn't a thing anymore and quirkless people should shut up while quirkless people are still getting killed and committing suicide at like 500% the rate of people with quirks

also the suicide rate is,,,,, significantly higher in japan but no one ever talks abt it bc japan the “ideal place for people with quirks” so that surely means nothing could ever go wrong

izuku does the "its your power" speech in like 3 parts, before, during and after the sports festival bc he needs he bones w no quirk

stain asks izuku what his quirk is and izuku does the "wouldn't you like to know, weather boy"

",,, where are your parents"

"one abandoned me straight up and the other is giving it a red hot go right now, try me coward"

izuku but everytime he roasts a villain he does it in vine quotes

tl;dr in the au inko is like,, not ok w izuku being a hero and she's trying to do the "leave the school or you can't live here any more" ultimatum and it's not working for her

bc izuku said "ok bye then" and now lives out of his backpack. no one knows. he just like,, sleeps on the train

and iida is like "owo could i come over to your house" and izuku is like

"aaaaa its on fire. yep. made of arsenic and always in flames, why dont we go to the park"

everyone in 1a is like betting on what his house is like. they harass katsuki in 1b but he refuses to talk

hes like "hell no i got thrown into another class for talking ab that nerd eat my left tit"

they only fucking work it out when aizawa and allmight go to izukus house to talk ab dorms and there is literally no one there

aizawa asks izuku ab it like "kid you need to update your forms with your current address" and hes like "oh worm, she moved? wack."

“u,,,,didn’t know,,,,”

“nah lmao i sleep on the bench in a park near here”

“my boy,,,,,l

"what, ochako lives alone!"

"yeah, in a fucking house, kid"

aizawas just: this is literal child abuse i’m ur guardian now

allmight "hes my kid too dont be greedy"

"fuck off all might you already have mirio" "and you already have shinsou!" nighteye, from around the corner "ill take him!" aizawa and allmight "NO"                                  

mic adopts him nezu just sitting in the distance "well, its my school. i get the kid" one whole school full of adult heroes "NO ITS MY SON,,," izukus like crying "wait,,, you guys aren't sick of me? wild" while sobbing

afo out of nowhere: i’ll take the child :))) everyone collectively: N O

for self-indulgence, izuku is the youngest in the class for this au so they all call him their little brother

consider: quirkless aizawa is very similar to normal aizawa but he does practise self-care, he just tries to make it look like he doesnt because hes like that

if i dont take care of myself ill never be able to stand up to the heroes w quirks but also do i deserve normal good human things

tl:dr: he can cook well and is trying to teach izuku that 2-minute noodles and apples arent hero fuel

inko is like: "uwu i wont change what i cook for you so you'll just have to make do owo" in like, a pathetic attempt to get him to stop training so izuku runs off protein bars, electrolyte drinks and raw vegetables

just like, his bento at school. its only raw mushrooms, spinach, tomatoes and 2 full carrots

the only time he gets like a kinda valid balanced meal for a hero in training is when he pops by bakugous place and mitsuki forces him to stay for lunch

izuku is like "oh hi bakugo i have ur book-" "HI ITS LUNCH GET IN PIPSQUEAK"

hes just thrown into a chair, bakugo isnt even confused. izuku is like ",,,, so vlad gave me your book bc your house is near mums." "fair enough. hope you like miso salmon"

izuku just looks stary eyed

"f i s h ??? warm food bakugo id kill for you"

"deku wtf"

"i had nothing but 3 scoops of protein powder and 2 tomatoes today"

“dEKU WHAT THE FUCK”

"i had to eat the protein podwer with plain water kacchan. protein sludge followed by two raw tomatoes. i would commit real actual murder for you"

mitsuki always packs an extra bento after that

so like when it’s dorm time izuku gets rly stressed out bc he doesn’t know how to cook for himself??? bakugous in the 1b dorms and even if he wasn’t he definitely wouldn’t cook for him

1a goes on a fucking shopping trip, chaperoned, obviously

and they’re lining up and aizawa sees that izukus cart is only filled with like??? instant noodles and like two (2) fruits and he’s losing his mind bc yes okay he’s a child but he’s also a young hero and he’s going to get a heart attack by 20 if he doesn’t fix his diet

aizawa is like "izuku, you cant eat that" and izuku just goes "oh ok" puts the noodles back and comes back with a tub of protein powder and like 11 vegetables and a bag of kale

okay this is an improvement kinda, how do u cook it

,,,,,c

cook?

izuku just has a totally blank face

"i was just gonna like,,, eat it"

"raw."

"uh, yeah, is that not how u eat vegetables?”

"thats a potato. and some leeks. thats a fucking onion"

"it wont kill me though"

"thats,,, that not how you pick food kid."

“but vegetable??? good????”

"kid do you even fucking like any of this"

"wait, im supposed to like?? my food???"

yagi in the fucking health food isle hearing this is 50% laughing but 50% crying

aizawa: “izuku ur supposed to eat a well balanced and tasty meal”

izuku: *surprized pikachu face*

please even todoroki is like ",,, at least fuyumi could c o o k"

oh god imagine having a worse diet than shouto todoroki from 1a who eats nothing but cold soba and drinks juice

also please aizawa is like "kid i thought you just happened to be thin but now im seeing thats not the case"

bakugo in the distance "like inko ever fed him enough anyway lmao"

aizawa "WAIT WHAT"

whys bakugou shopping with 1a? its actually all 40 of the first years just descending on this poor little store. it’s this little mom and pop grocery store and a billion hungry hero hopefuls just burst through the door like 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒔

izuku is like "oh its too expensive" and aizawa is just holding a bag of rice, aizawa is like "its cheaper than the protein powder you have"

and izuku is like "yeah i mean its empty calories and im not paying that much for empty calories"

",,,"

"thats what you taught us sensei!"

"EMPTY CALORIES ARE ONLY A PROBLEM IF UR EATING TOO MUCH"

"and?"

"YOU HAVE 3 POTAOES FOR THE NEXT 2 WEEKS"

"i can put some back if you want?"

"THATS EXACTLY WHAT I DONT WANT"

[the-king-multishipper]

Aizawa: Alright, get to your seats. Today we'll be-

Mina: *raises hand* Wait sensei! We all wanted to ask you a question first!

Aizawa: *quirks eyebrow* Well, what is it?

Tsuyu: Who's your favorite child?

Aizawa: .....What?

Kaminari: Yeah! *stands up* Who's your favorite? It's me isn't it? *grins*

Jirou: Pfft. No way it's you. *crosses her arms* Unlike you, both Aizawa-sensei and Present Mic-sensei like me. You need both parents' love to be the favorite. So of course it's me.

Midoriya: W-Well Aizawa-sensei is always looking out for me! He always takes me to Recovery Girl when I'm injured! I-I should be his favorite!

Bakugou: *slams hands on his desk* You're already All Might's favorite you teacher nabbing good for nothing PIECE OF SHI-

Mina: *slaps Bakugou on the back of the head* And you wonder why you aren't Aizawa-sensei's favorite!

Iida: Both of you! Please refrain from using violence! It is none of our business who might be Aizawa-sensei's favorite child! Now, we should all get back to class and-...why are you all looking at me like that?

Momo: *bows her head* I'm sorry Iida. I told them about the "Aizawa-sensei's Favorite" shirt you had me make for you.

Uraraka: *gasps* *points at Momo accusingly* You told me you wouldn't make me one because that'd be unfair to everyone else!

Momo: *looks away in shame* He said I could share the spot as Aizawa-sensei's favorite with him if I made it. Forgive me.

Kirishima: *still sitting calmly at his desk* Look, can we all just agree that I'm the favorite?

Tokoyami: Why would we agree to that?

Kirishima: *innocently tilts his head to the side and gives a blinding smile* Because I'm all of your favorite already! Wouldn't it just make sense?

Bakugou: Fuck, he's right.

Sero: *rolls his eyes* Can you get your head out of Kiri's ass for one second! So what if he's right? You don't just admit it! Then he wins! *points at a still grinning Kirishima* Don't let that beautiful bastard win!

Todoroki: *staring Aizawa in the eye*

Todoroki: *pulls folder out of his bag*

Todoroki: *opens folder to reveal adoption papers*

Kaminari: *gasps* No way...

Jirou: You cheater...

Bakugou: *being held back by several classmates* You MOTHER-!

Todoroki: I do not intend to lose. *turns to Aizawa* *raises a challenging eyebrow* Well?

Aizawa: *trying to hide in a corner in his sleeping bag* J...Just give me the damn papers so this will stop...

Todoroki: *smirks at the rest of the class* Not only did I win, but I'm also getting a better father out of it. Take that...extras.

Bakugou: *unintelligible screeching*

Midoriya: You know, I'm kind of concerned by your statement just now, but I'm also really mad at you...

*somewhere in U.A.*

Shinsou: *sneezes*

Monoma: Oho~ Getting sick are we?

Shinsou: ....I think I just lost my father?

Monoma: *is mildly concerned*

[multifandomsoverseas]

My Hero Academia After-grad Headcannons

- 5 years after class 1-A gruduates: Kirishima has a bad run in with an erasure type quirk

- he doesn't lose his quirk, but combat is now an issue

- he becomes a teacher at UA

- 7 years after graduation: due to heart and blood complications, Iida Tensei sadly passes away peacefuly

- Tenya struggles with ingenium after this and tries to go for a teaching post at UA

- he fails

- they hire him as the new principal

- 8 years apres graduation: Kaminari recieves upseting news that the coltage he currently uses his quirk at may soon begin to cause sirius damage to his brain.

- that is the year present mic retires

- and pretty soon there is another loud blonde on the UA staff

- the next year (9 years after grad) shinsou comes to visit Denki at the entrance exams

- he meets a little girl with a quirk labelled villanous

- he remembers everything Aizawa did for him

- When Aizawa's vision starts to fail later that year, he becomes a part-time hero to take over that position

- (they probably adopt that child as well)

- jirou, mina, and aoyama visit every single UA carnival just to make sure nothing ever measures up to there concert

- aoyama becomes the school's go-to on anything to do with presentation

- basically UA's consulting razzle-dazzle

- 10 years after grad: momo helps out recovery girl in her spare time

- recovery girl is still alive and kickin

- dark shadow and tokoyami become one of UA's most frequent night guards for the dorms

- the teachers don't know it, but dark shadow often ends up doing the guarding while tokoyami comforts children who are having nightmares

- his range and control has improved enough that dark shadow could probably do his shopping at this point

- tsu and uraraka often work together at USJ on their days off

- the children are nightmares

- but the two pros are prettu happy with the arrangement

- and they haven't been attacked yet

- 12 years pass since grad: when eri graduates from whateverschool she goes to, she takes over for recovery girl

- for the first week or so, she takes her adoptive father to work with her, even though she is now in complete control of her power

- she just finds him really comforting

- not that she tells aizawa that

- shoji starts running the summer training camps and no one really knows why

- until he reveals that he still gets phantom pains in that one limb

- and he doesnt think that any kid should have to go through being attacked in a safe and comfortable environment

- (and also, sometimes tokoyami comes to the summer camps. He likes spending time with tokoyami. He wont admit it)

- koda often send over packs of birds to the school after a particularily big or threatening fight

- just in case

- the birds often pass by sero

- he SWINGS by occasionally to take the bakusquad to lunch

- no one knows how or why, but todoroki has suddenly become a fan favourite for commentating the sports festival

- class 1-a is really confused

- maybe its because of how blunt he is

- or his tangents about his father

- or even better, when he starts reminiscing on his sports festival day and looks incredibly confused and unbelievably stoic when he starts crying

- hagakure starts running mini training camps at UA

- the point of all her classes is that basically, if you catch her before she attcks you, you get the extra credit

- but sometimes she just sits back and drinks coffee

- because its hilarious how stressed the students always look

- 16 years of pro-heroing under their belt: midoriya's bones really start to protest

- he meet a sweet little girl who has a lion heart, an incredibly nervous nature, and a rather weak quirk called 'wind whispering'

- she is happy to hear that she can be just like her favourite hero

- she goes to shiketsu, but midoriya still finds time to train her from all mights old job

- no one knew that they had ever even spoken, so everyone is surprised when present mic passes his radio station down to jiro

- jiro who was now part time pro hero and part time top radio host in the world

- present mic was NOT jealous

- m***** moved to america

- where he was probably put in jail

- i dont really care about the grape guy

- on a better note!

- this was Amajiki's 5th year as number 3 hero

- guess who his biggest fans were

- yup

- mirio, kirishima, and fat gum (am i spelling that right?)

- they supported him SO HARD

- it was like BOOM! affection

- also, mirio andd amajiki stopped denying there love

- 17 years passed grad: sato can no longer deny his true passion for cooking

- so he works under the lunch robot thing at UA

- and then he takes over it

- and everyone loved his cooking

- 19 years after grad: Ojiro gets minor arthritus in his tail and works a bit at UA so he can stay near eri for healing

- then hee gets a full time job teaching extra credit martial arts classes

- he is the sweetest thing ever

- and the students are still trying to push him and hagakure together

- (because no one can prove that they arent)

- finally

- after 25 as a pro hero

- bakugo's quirk starts to majorly affect his hearing

- turns out it has been since middle school

- he needs to stay close to eri so midoriya offers him a job as a co- teacher in all might's old position

- bakugo accepts

- he brushes midoriya off when he tries to tell him that he would have made all might proud and totally doesnt cry in his room with kiri later that night

- kiri who may or may not have finally proposed

So there u have it. My after grad headcannons. Plz dont judge my ships or antagonize me... its just my idea and is purely 4 fun

[questionofdarkness]

Some things I noticed during the latest chapter (256)

Finally another things I noticed! It’s been a while - then again, I doubt anyone really missed my rambling. These are a lot of fun to do though, so without further ado - let us begin!

The boyfriends are back! I’m really feeling Tamaki’s outfit in these. Also it’s just great to see them again.

Is it just me or did he actually improve his social anxiety a bit for being able to speak so directly to Aizawa? I mean Mirio is right there, he could also have said nothing and let him do the talking. 

Oh. My. Good! Look at those toys in the background! They’re adorable (and a bit scary). I wonder if this room was made for Eri specifically, I’m not sure if its.... fitting for the students otherwise. Can I also just say that I really like the big three basically having adopted Eri as well? It’s cute.

Dadzawa has returned.

On a very different note! Mina! Ew! But also yey! It’s a cool special move, but also looks disgusting. And poor Aoyama still gets hurt by his own quirk.

But he too came up with a new move! Well done!

Also can we just appreciate this panel below? Is Sato drooling? Did he make the cotton candy? Why does Toky look so adorable here? Didn’t Sero get one too? 

We also get more confirmation that Hagakure’s quirk isn’t actually invisibility, but light manipulation. Also how can she look so badass with just... gloves? 

Do you know what is something that I never understood? How tf she placed above Izuku in that first quirk sports test Aizawa put them through. Because I do not see how her quirk helped her at all with any of the tasks and we know from later on (a panel where she trains) that she is not very physically fit. Izuku on the other hand had trained hours on end before entering UA and was in top physical condition + he at least once scored very high with the ball throwing. So how on earth did he score below her???? (yeah plot, of course, but come one!)

Isn’t her acid like... dangerous? Shoudl she just shake it all over the place? Also Toruu and her wild gesticulation is a mood. Poor Aoyama though.

Look at Mina’s lil tongue. Look at how Kiri is about to burst with happiness. Look how dumbfounded he is at first. I love their friendship so much!

Supportive Iida is supportive! Also I love hearing about who they interned with (though I wished we actually... you know... had seen some of it?). Also Momo looks so majestic in her cloak. Might I also draw your attention to the fact that we do not see Toky in this? He’s supposed to be standing somewhere between Satou and Denki afterall. Maybe he was further to the back, but still, wouldn’t we be able to see some of his head at least? Unless, that is, he’s actually too small.

Is that DYNAMITE??? Also yes Majestic indeed!

Wait did Ojirou change up his hero outfir abit? I don’t think those gloves were there before, were they? I am so happy to see my tail boy again, it’s been so long. Also that pro hero looks fierce af!

I love that Koda actually got one of the top-tier internships, but he and wash? How on earth did they even communicate at all?

Yes! Gang Orca is back! And Jirou and Shouji together? Amazing! I never imagined them being friends much but now I find I actually really, really like the idea.

Kiri I love you and your ridiculous teeth too much for my own good. And I’m so glad he got to intern with Fat again!

best bird has returned and looks even more edgy and dangerous than usual!!!

Look at them all standing there, look at their high differences how is Shouji so ridiculously tall!

Supportive 1A is supportive! I love that Hagakure’s speech bubble is just.... blank. But I think the translations here might be a bit off. That’s what I get by reading free online chapters...

Sharp!

Their friendship is so cute.

I mean look at those two dorks. 

TOK (mina ships it)

I’m actually really glad the manga finally let’s them talk again like normal people. I was getting so sick of that stupid going red bullshit. Just let them be friends for heaven’s sake!

Bakugou wtf are you doing you gremlin?

What is that face come one Bakubro

Is it only me or is it absolutely adorable that All Might uses Izuku’s method of quirk notebooks to help him improve?

I should not have laughed at Mic laying face down on the couch as much as I did because he is hurting a lot but then again fucking mood!

I don’t think we have ever, EVER seen Mic that angry holy shit!

Bonus Yaomomo being extremley done with everything!